Wiener Wisdom #5

Hey all ewe wiener wisdom! I iz back wid my Wiener Wisdom, which is obviously very wise! Weady for #5?

Wiener Wisdom #5: Naps are always bedder wid Mamaw

 

My Mamaw an me napping!

For me, der is nuthin' bedder dan snugglin' in for a nap wid my Mamaw! I luvs her so much! She's da one dat found me, so my Momma and Papa cud come get me. Now, like I's sed before, my family tree is a bit weird, so if ewe want da breakdown, my Mom is my Mamaw's daughter, and my Papa is my Mamaw's grandson an my Mom's nephew. It's one of dos weird Arkansas tings! And yep, I can say dat 'cause I'm a Razorback! I's comes from Arkansas!

Anyway, where was I?

Oh, yeah, napping. Sorry...must haf nodded off der!

See, naps wid Mamaw are awesome 'cause she takes one afer lunch, which is wen I like to take naps. Well, I likes to take naps all da time, but lunch is one of my favorites! It's sorta like da after dinner nap, and da before bedtime nap and da midnight nap...ewe get my drift!

So, like I sed in one of my New Year's Rezolushuns, which was take more naps, if ewe can take 'em wid ur Mamaw, dey are even bedder!

Gotta go nap!

Luv,

Jazzy the Amazing Wiener